July 2009
75 posts
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
– Hellen Keller
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
– John Marcellus Huston (via mynameisfluffybunnyslippers)
I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob...
– Anon (via mynameisfluffybunnyslippers)
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely...
– George Carlin (via aecen)
If you’re choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, ‘Heimlich...
– Eddie Izzard (via mynameisfluffybunnyslippers)
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...
– Ellen DeGeneres. (Such a genius) (via charlotteis)
"Barefoot travel allows you to get the true feel...
- Sabrina Ward Harrison.
fuckyeahquotes got make over !(: & now it’s even esier to submit a quote! click here
Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second...
– Bella Swan; New Moon (via staree)
I don’t wanna watch or talk about anybody else’s life anymore.I just...
– Frances from The Good Life
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
– Carl Sagan
I was in love once. I think love is a bit of heaven. When I was in love I...
– Donald Miler, “Blue Like Jazz”
Nothing about me is original, I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve...
– Chuck Palahniuk
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
– Anthony Burgess (1917 - 1993) (via mynameisfluffybunnyslippers)
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be...
– Einstein (via mynameisfluffybunnyslippers)
The thing you have to be prepared for is that other people don’t always...
– Linda Ronstadt
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams.
– Elias Canetti
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
– Oscar Wilde (via lickettysplit)
Your heart is my piñata.
– Chuck Palahniuk
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come...
– Chuck Palahniuk
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do...
– Colin Raye
The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it...
– Morrie Schwartz
When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or...
– Edward Dahlberg
and remeber guys; you can submit your favorite quote here <3
You can take the pain out of love
But then love won’t exist
The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
– Adenoid Hynkel
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“Human time does not turn in a circle; it runs ahead in a straight line. That is why man cannot be happy: happiness is the longing for repetition.” —- The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...
– Rita Mae Brown (via bourgeoisbirdy)
I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you...
– Marilyn Monroe (via bourgeoisbirdy)
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure...
– Albert Einstein (via bourgeoisbirdy)
A photo says, you were happy, and I wanted to catch that. A photo says, you were...
– Jodi Picoult (via bourgeoisbirdy)
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the...
– Douglas Adams (via ihatepigeons) (via f-o-e) (via 3dancehalldrug)
Don’t try to be like me. Try to be like yourself. Try to be very good at...
– Josh Groban
Patience is the art of hoping.
– Luc de Clapier
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve...
– Jack Benny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
– Mark Twain
Music doesn’t lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then...
– Jimi Hendrix
Music can change the world because it can change people.
– Bono
The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
– Abigail Van Buren
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
– Anonymous (via aecen)
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
– Salvador Dali (via hunsonisgroovy)